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My True Detective Season Recap

[N.B. I have never seen True Detective.]

EPISODE 1

Camera pans over a bayou or maybe a wooden shack. There's a dead body inside the shack. Still warm.

WOODY HARRELSON: It's incredible that they got us two mega stars to be in this TV show.

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY: All right all right all right all right.

HARRELSON: We also look alike.

MCCONNAUGHEY: True.

[VOICEOVER: But which one of them will be—the TRUE detective?]

Roll credits.

*EPISODE 2

Camera pans over a wooden shack or a diner. There’s a dead body still inside the shack, less warm. The diner has good grits.

HARRELSON: I am better at this job because [...]