Shawn has superglued a miniature sequined fedora to the side of his head, and what was fashionable by night has become a living nightmare by day.

In related news, Dr. Harry Coover, the creator of Super Glue, has passed away at the age of 94.

Remember the Tiny Hats sketch on SNL a few weeks ago? And then the other Tiny Hats sketch on Tim & Eric? And then the bitter Tiny Hats War that ensued? Well, here is a real, live tiny hat. A tiny, tiny hat on a tiny little headband. Good for keeping tiny, ridiculous thoughts inside, and a bargain at $28.