1. Slice the top and bottom off one hard-boiled egg, horizontally, and the top and bottom off another, vertically, if that makes sense.
A bus driver has resigned after school officials saw a video of him running over a snowman that someone had conveniently built in the middle of a street. A previous car had courteously braked, then gone around the snowman, while the bus driver appears to have chosen to actually veer into the left lane in order to murder "him." [Via]
This is an audio/visual onslaught, but "he's going to be delicious, especially when everyone's drunk and stoned."