Posts Tagged: scarlett johansson
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Anthony Lane Profiles James Franco

"Would it be construed as trespass, therefore, to state that Johansson looks tellingly radiant in the flesh? Mind you, she rarely looks unradiant, so it’s hard to say whether her condition [pregnancy] has made a difference." —The New Yorker, March 2014.

Poised on the edge of adulthood, James Franco is somehow all things at once, hard and soft, weathered and barely able to grow a beard, famous but quotidian, like a dumpling. Sitting by the fireplace in the Bowery Hotel and listening to the scruffy actor/ writer/ poet/ teacher/ artist/ intellectual provide meta commentary on his own celebrity, the intense glow on his face accents the sharp cheekbones that have [...]

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Siri, Direct Me to Joaquin Phoenix's Heart

1. This is the trailer for Her, Spike Jonze's latest, in which a recently heartbroken Joaquin Phoenix falls for his computer operating system, voiced by Scarlett Johansson.

2. This is the trailer for Her, Spike Jonze's latest, in which a recently heartbroken Joaquin Phoenix falls for his computer, voiced by Scarlett Johansson.

3. This is the trailer for Her, Spike Jonze's latest, in which a recently heartbroken Joaquin Phoenix falls for a computer, voiced by Scarlett Johansson.

4. This is the trailer for Her, Spike Jonze's latest, in which a recently heartbroken Joaquin Phoenix falls for a computer.

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Leaked Ryan Reynolds Cables Show a Relationship Strained by Distance, Women

FROM: Reynolds, R. TO: Johansson, S. BCC: Lively, B. IN RE: Call AT: 09.15.10 12:01PM PST Hey Im sorry I didnt call last night I plaid guitar with Mike and it just went longer than we thought it would.

FROM: Lively, B. TO: Reynolds, R. IN RE: Call AT: 09.15.10 12:10PM EST Hey! No problem! I had [her colorist] at my house this time and it was taking a long time!! The color is really nice I think you'll like it. Thank god those roots are finally gone! I mean, not forever, lol, that would be great, but for a few weeks at least!

FROM: Johansson, S. TO: [...]

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Siri, Are You a Real Girl?

"Behind this groundbreaking technology there is a real woman. While the ever-secretive Apple has never identified her, all signs indicate that the original voice of Siri in the United States is a voiceover actor who laid down recordings for a client eight years ago. She had no idea she'd someday be speaking to more than 100 million people through a not-yet-invented phone.

Her name is Susan Bennett and she lives in suburban Atlanta."

-Siri's real identity is revealed, although she's still being cagey when you ask. Is this how the movie ends? [CNN]

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Don Jon: You're Cute. I Like You.

Say it with me: "My body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls, and my porn." Now say it again, in Scarlett Johansson's Adrianaesque accent: "My body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls, and my porn." Perfect.

Don Jon, the first film written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, isn't due out until October, but I already feel like his well-meaning aunt watching this trailer: I only want the best for ya, Joe. I only want ya to succeed. You're cute. I like you. Blame that middle part.

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Tiny Thoughts on the Sexiest Man Alive

Edith: I don't find Ryan Reynolds attractive AT ALLLLL. Liz: No way. How is ScarJo still married to him? Edith: Oh, I don't like her either, but I don't remember why. Liz: He looks plastic, airbrushed at all times. Edith: YES. Like a Ken doll. Liz: And the Green Lantern? What the hell? Edith: Oh, I have no idea.

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ScarJo News

Wait, Scarlett Johansson is dating a journalist? And they're engaged? And he looks like this? What the WHAT! Whaaatttt.

What

whaaAAAaaattttt

And now, for a moment of silence. Two perfect poems by a moment of silence.

 

 

 

Namaste. Anyway, it looks like the guy is actually "the former editor of French magazine Clark, which specializes in underground French urban art," and is "currently manager of a creative agency." He is also sort of on Twitter, it seems.

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Scarlett Johansson and 3D, "Summertime"

Here's Scarlett Johansson and Robert "3D" Del Naja of trip-hop trio Massive Attack woozily covering George Gershwin's classic for the soundtrack to "director Everardo Valerio Gout's Mexican thriller Days of Grace" (description courtesy a Pitchfork). Would have preferred a Mungo Jerry cover, but what are you going to do.