I work in a co-working space in a small town with this guy that I will call Tom. Actually, I can’t call him Tom because Tom is the name of someone affable and easy-going, and this guy is neither. I suppose I can call him Norman. That is not quite right for what his name actually is, but it is close enough.
Norman is somewhere between 50 and 70. He dresses like a prep-school headmaster—khakis, cotton shirts, shoes halfway between outdoorsy and office-appropriate—who either knows he is about to get fired or whose school has a sagging endowment. There is perpetually a look of mild surprise on his not un-handsome [...]
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If you are anything like me—meaning you go for long stretches of time without paying any attention to the real news—you might have found yourself on Twitter, being like, “Wow, the character Holder, from AMC's The Killing, sure has a lot of opinions about our country’s legal policies!” And then you realize, OMG, the Attorney General of the United States—his name is Holder too! Now everything makes sense.
Here are just a few tips for telling these two Holders apart.
• Attorney General of the United States
• 62 years old
• Born in the Bronx
• Went to Stuyvesant and Columbia
• Recently announced a [...]