Last week, at an annual issues conference in Virginia, House Republicans held a panel called “Successful Communication with Women and Minorities,” moderated by former 'Real World'-er Rachel Campos-Duffy. Here, a lady-script for both Democrats and Republicans.
Hey girl, what's up?
Did you see Downton Abbey last night?
Matthew looks so weird this season. I know — poor Edith.
Ugh, my legs are so sore from spinning.
It's, like, $35 a class. Super expensive. That's why [D: it's cool that taxes rates are staying low/R: it sucks that the government is taking all our money].
I like your bangs, but I think my face is too round. What do you [...]