oscicloosiclocsius — a penis whose length is twelve times the width
lance bass — a penis shaped like a human head
vunculum — a penis with avuncular qualities
loga — a penis that weighs over 4 pounds
paypal — a penis with a magnetic strip that can be used at an ATM machine in the event of a missing ATM card
kristin — a penis that looks familiar
ewek — a penis that appears smaller than it really is
hapepned — a penis that looks vaguely wrong
Our vote was close, but it's going to Tom Hickman's "God’s Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis" (Goodreads | Amazon).
1. If you had written this book, how would you open it?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large penis, must be in want of a wife (or a husband)."
"Happy penises are all alike; every unhappy penis is unhappy in its own way."
"A screaming penis comes across the sky."
"You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino's new novel, If on a winter's night a penis."
"This is the saddest penis I have ever heard." [...]
"A paper authored by Tatu Westling of Helsinki University explores the relationship between the GDP growth of countries and the penile length of their residents." —Jason Kottke excerpts the heart of a study on economics.
And it's pronounced "dih-keed."