Go home, other sad contenders for the title of Best New York Diet Diarist.
"I didn't really have time to be anxious for the first fight, because when I got there, it was already time, but the last fight, I had a major panic attack. My feet were numb, I was seeing dots of light and my head was spinning. I was like, 'Oh sh*t!'" —Ottavia Bourdain, wife of Anthony, does jiu jitsu and is getting into MMA fighting. Oh sh*t.