1. If you had written this book, how would you open it?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large penis, must be in want of a wife (or a husband)."
"Happy penises are all alike; every unhappy penis is unhappy in its own way."
"A screaming penis comes across the sky."
"You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino's new novel, If on a winter's night a penis."
"This is the saddest penis I have ever heard."[...]