Our boundless curiosity about the ability of a human to raise three tiny lifeforms at once led us to sit down with our own commenter, iceberg, who has survived the first few years and emerged unbroken. She'll be in the comments to answer any other questions you might have!
"HOW DID YOU HAVE THREE BABIES?" I ask with a meaningful glance!
For that, you'll have to wait for my upcoming feature, "Bake-at-Home Babies."
We're very excited! For the record, let's state I deliberately got clearance to ask that super-rude question for humorous purposes.
Oh, girl, that's not EVEN close to the rudest. People have straight up asked if we [...]