I hate the expression “Love it.” It's used when a child does something that could be construed as cute, but also as bad behavior, which is pretty much everything children do: “Today Ginger told me I had to give her a quarter if I wanted to go to the bathroom before her.” Love it! Or when an adult does something mildly subversive: “I left work an hour early and went wine tasting.” Love it! Or when an adult does anything fun: “We sat on the beach and just did nothing.” Actually, doing nothing is also subversive these days. Love it.
I also hate it when people say, “I love it,” when they [...]