Posts Tagged: maya west
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BLAH Magazine: The Summer Issue

Beach Blanket Blah

How will you spend the summer? A reader poll:

• Standing in front of an open grocery freezer, staring at a box of two-stick popsicles and wondering aloud about who will be my Popsicle twin – 16 %

• The seasons changed? I didn’t realize – 23 %

• Sitting in front of the air conditioner with a blanket and hot tea – 18 %

• Thinking about getting highlights and then not getting them because we’re all going to die anyway – 29 %

• In denial – 14 %

Getting in Shape for Summer

With the days getting hotter, you might be forced to confront the [...]

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Chanteusin' and Six More Lost Mariah Carey Albums

"Mariah Carey has unveiled the title, cover, release date and tracklist for her 14th album, Me. I Am Mariah…The Elusive Chanteuse, which arrives at digital and physical retail on May 27." -Billboard

Looking back, it's possible to find some buried hints that this was coming.

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BLAH: A Lifestyle Magazine for the Depressed Woman

Are You a BLAH Girl? Take Our Quiz and Find Out! Pick the phrase that best describes how you feel about yourself on a typical day:

a) My 12-year-old self would be disappointed b) Mayor of Crap Town c) Have lost all connection with self, am dry husk d) This isn’t a good time

Getting Out of Bed

What fresh hell is this? Oh, daytime. Is there a point? Well, can you still feel the crushing weight of existential dread pressing down, forcing the air from your lungs until each breath is more shallow and desperate? Yes?

Congratulations, there is no point. Hit the snooze button just right [...]