Posts Tagged: masks
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Who is That Masked Woman? (You.)

A real winner wrote into The Guardian to explain a dilemma:

I am a 23-year-old man and am obsessed with celebrity culture. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend, I insist that she must wear a mask of one of the female celebrities who really turn me on, such as Billie Piper or Kimberley Walsh. My girlfriend isn't too impressed with this, but goes along with it anyway. However, when she wants me to have sex with her when she is not wearing a mask, I don't think I can, because I can only get turned on by the celebrities.

Now, the first sentence of the official response began [...]

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A Real Face for Your Real Face

This may not even be doll news (what are the outer limits of doll-dom?), but for about $4,000 you can now purchase a hyperrealistic model of your own, or someone else's, head and/or face. The company, Real-F, is based in Japan, and it seems that to get a Real Face you have to go over there and pose for high-tech photos in person, although I'm going by the Google auto-translation of their fascinating FAQ page — "Can you make a face where I'm smiling and showing my teeth? Sorry, we do not produce teeth" — and could be very wrong, so if anyone knows Japanese, please help.

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Which One of You Monkeys Is Banksy?

"The fun but disquieting scenario is that if the film wins and five guys in monkey masks come to the stage all saying, 'I'm Banksy,' who the hell do we give it to?" – The reason the director of the Academy Awards is not going to let Banksy's wear a disguise to the ceremony. Crisis averted! Except he realizes that now it's pretty much guaranteed that Banksy will pay five random guys to show up in monkey masks, right? Let's get ready to be diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisquieted!