Posts Tagged: librarians

"When Kid Art Goes Wrong"

From Screwy Decimal:

Tween: "I'm going to draw you Tim Burton-style."

Me: "Oh boy."

Tween: "If I draw you weird, it's not personal."

Me: "No, of course not."

Tween: "I'm going to give you weird hair, like you're in an asylum. That's what I see when I look at you."

Me: "….."

I won't spoil the reveal. Click here.



Add It to the List of Dream Jobs

"Down goes Marie Malchodi, 48, who attended but never graduated from Brown, down to the library’s subterranean warrens, where she works as a “book conservation technician.” She sweeps her long dark hair into a bun, pierces it with a paint brush and starts her day, caring for ancient books and ephemera that are sensitive to the touch." —Today, The New York Times has a beautiful little story about a beautiful little thing Marie found hiding in a book.


Fake Books I Asked Librarians For

Don’t Tell Me to Quiet Down: A Story of Revenge

How to Burn Books Without Getting Yourself Burned

Embezzlement: I Know You’re Doing It

———-New Librarian———-

Discussing Great Books With Your New Librarian

Flirting 101

Volunteer Mentoring: Be the Best Role Model for Underprivileged Children

What to Do With All of That Extra Money You Have

Extreme Kama Sutra: For People Who Already Know All of the Other Stuff