Remember decades ago, when M.I.A. flipped the bird at the camera during the Super Bowl halftime show and the stadium experienced a simultaneous blackout so we were spared the sight of her nipple? Oh wait, I'm mixing up my catastrophes: It was February 2012 when M.I.A. waved her middle finger at America; it was last week when we learned that the NFL was suing the singer for $1.5 million and a public apology, claiming that she'd breached an agreement to uphold the league's "reputation for wholesomeness" (we don't have to say much more about that, aside from "LOL, K").
Anyway, M.I.A. [...]