
We're all eagerly anticipating January 30, right? The date of the season premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race season four? (Please at least tell me you're following the Drag Race tumblrs with their endless gifs of the new queens.) People, here are some reasons why you need to scoot on over to Netflix and mainline seasons two and three before January 30, and why we're planning to keep up with Drag Race anyway.

What up, party peoples? Know what you're never too old for? A Pizza Party! That's right, it's tried, it's true, and it's a damn good time that'll leave you and your guests delightfully stuffed, your fridge full of leftovers for breakfast, and your kitchen a total, flour-covered mess. Let's do the damn thing!
DRINKS: Tell your friends to bring the booze. Of course, have some Hostess Wine for Hostess Time.
FOOD: OK, so the entire party is basically food. It's your activity, your entertainment, your decor, your dress. Everything revolves around the pizza. So we'll just focus on that.

There sometimes comes a point in life where the bar scene gets tired, or you just get tired of putting on things like makeup and shoes. But if you don't want to rock another solo Saturday night with bootleg Korean DVDs of True Blood and actually want to interact with humans, the perfect low-key and easy party to throw at your house is Game Night. Put on your comfy pants and glasses; add games, booze, and snacks; and you'll soon be a legend among your friends.
FOOD: Don't sweat the food. This is not some dinner party where people are supposed to show up and feed themselves at your [...]