Time to check in with the creator of "Foundations", your drunk fake-English-accent karaoke standard. "Girl Talk" hits stands…today! Well, not stands, that's more for magazines. Shelves! Kate Nash also looks a LOT like Kate Middleton, so some of us pretend they're the same person and "Foundations" is about Prince William.
While you were enjoying your weekend, the Franklin Mint was hard at work making the official Kate Middleton Royal Bridal Doll, available now for pre-order at $295. You will be relieved to know that:
Nothing has been overlooked. From the sparkling Scroll Tiara loaned to her by the Queen, first presented to the Queen Mother by George the VI in 1936 to the delicately hand-applied floral laces on her bodice to the amazing satin train, every element defining those precious moments in time can now be yours. She even wears both rings; the sapphire engagement in the hand holding her lovely bouquet and her new wedding band, securely fit [...]
Hello and welcome to The Hairpin's Royal Wedding Live Blog. Who knows what's even going to happen today!
4:55 a.m.: Good morning! Guests are filling up Westminster Abbey just the way I'm filling my body up with coffee. Yay! I'm so excited! What channel's everyone on? I'm on CBS. -EZ
5:01 a.m.: It's "a bit chilly" in London, and it looks overcast. The lady guests are wearing their crazy hats. "This is the most equal royal wedding that's evah bean." (Education levels.) "Who's she asking, who's she asking," the commentary team hiss to one another in response to Katie Couric's questions. Everyone's all keyed up! "I believe Kanye West [...]