Jane Hu: So, I have a confession. Last night I sang “We Belong Together” at karaoke and am basically forcing you now—the most intelligent Elusive Chanteuse scholar I know—to yak about her. But I don’t really feel that bad since this just happened:
Jen, this video is so #onbrand. It’s like ‘90s Mariah unhinged and imported to 2015, replete with texts from exes, speech bubbles, and multi-syllabic adverbs like “truthfully.” The bridge is perfect too: rhyming “Have you ever felt this on your own?” with “Everything you own, boy, you still owe.” #Ooh. #Aah.
Jen Vafidis: God, I laughed so much when I watched the lyric [...]