Posts Tagged: i did notice the letter writer didn’t say it wasn’t mike tyson
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Unless It's Chris Brown

Sometimes, people write obviously-fake letters to advice columnists. For example, you would totally sleep with the celebrity cad who is hitting on you. Just, whatever, double-bag it* or something.

YOLO, etc. Especially since the letter-writer says it is neither Charlie Sheen nor Mel Gibson.

*Don't do that. Unsafe.