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It’s time to come out from the woodwork, Zayniac. You are the core, the xylem, the support beam. You smiled your way through 2013, but dimples can’t work forever. Have you been longing for more attention, more respect, more tattoos? Don’t worry: this year, the vernal lunar patterns will usher in a period of openness, making it feel easy — even necessary — for you to move into the spotlight. Some people may shy away from [...]
Last weekend for whatever reason I decided to check my horoscope on AstrologyZone, which can sometimes be entertaining even if you don't buy into any of it, mostly because Susan Miller — AZ's proprietress — writes with such thoughtful and breathless conviction, it's amazing. Anyway, I lost my iPhone a few weeks ago (sorry to everyone I know; this has been the only thing I've talked about since), and then in the horoscope it said that March would be a month in which it'd be easy to lose valuable possessions, such as smartphones. What! Oh my god. *faints* And then she said that the full moon on [...]
"Ready? Sure? Whatever the situation or secret moment, enjoy everything a lot. Feel able to absolutely care. Expect nothing else. Keep making love. Family and friends matter. The world is life, fun and energy. Maybe hard. Or easy. Taking exactly enough is best. Help and talk to others. Change your mind and a better mood comes along…" —Infographic master David McCandless is back with another master infographic, this time of the "most common words in star sign predictions," as well as the above meta-horoscope, which is valid for today, tomorrow, and all eternity.
Sagittarius (22 November – 22 December)
Lately, life has felt a lot like that dream where you're falling and falling but never hit the ground. The only way you're gonna land on your feet this week is to finally wake up! But timing is everything for a Sagittarius like you, so make sure that when you're ready to snap out of it you're falling straight down in a sort of standing-up position but with your knees slightly bent, or else you might land on your side and break all your bones, both in the dream and in real life as well.