Jonathan Adler Banana Salt & Pepper Shakers, $28.80 (were $48) I mean, what do you want me to say? That you should get these instead?

Look inside DJs' rooms! Sometimes their DJ room is also their bedroom, but other times they are super rich and can just spread out.

Can't decide on a color scheme for your tree this year? Not into Christian stuff but still want a reason to decorate? Not into decorating but still want a reason to shop? Not into shopping but still want a reason to have a tree? Not into trees but still want a reason to celebrate SCIENCE? How about some "Women of Science Non-Denominational Festive Ornaments?" [Thanks, Sharon!]

"J.Crew president and creative director Jenna Lyons has been going through a lot this year: the sale of her employer to a private equity shop, a split with her artist husband, a rumored relationship with jewelry exec Courtney Crangi, and now, the sale of the frequently-published, frankly gorgeous Park Slope townhouse… listed for $3.75M." —There are a surprising number of dead animal things in Jenna's house. Also a black bedroom. Who's got dibs?

…giant crepe paper flowers! Look how gorgeous. At Honestly…WTF, they're hanging them from the ceiling, but you could also pile a bunch on that chair in the corner, right? No one ever sits there. Or, make them all out of white and put them up like crown molding. Or, make them out of grey and put them on the floor like bountiful, beautiful dust bunnies.

Connor Octopus Calendar and Stand, $54 (was $135) This is what rich interior designer ladies who have reality shows put on their desks. Or, ladies with $54.

Flavorwire has assembled photos of 15 famous people's bedrooms. Emily Dickinson wins "Most Boring", Sinatra's "Most Huh? Seriously? And You Still Got Some? Well, Not 'Some', More Like 'All'?" And I hesitate to say this, but Julian Schnabel's bedroom, above, is "Most Bestest Bedroom Ever, The End." Nope, no arguing! It's settled.

Ceramic Pillow Plate, $5.99 (was $30) Have you started spring cleaning yet? Have you thought "This place could be a lot… weirder. I mean cuter! Cuter?" Follow me…

The skinning and scalping of toys continues. Who will feel the blade next?

(Buenos Aires-born artist/toyhunter Agustina Woodgate now lives in Miami, where she also makes beautiful billboards.)

Thanksgiving Dinner, $239 How is this a thing? You'd spend that much, or, okay, at least half that much at the grocery store. Cheat! Cheat. Cheat. Cheat. Now that the cooking is done, let's move on to the most important part of Thanksgiving: what the hostess will be wearing.