Posts Tagged: hehe
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Dude Text Decoded

We dudes can be a confusing, emotionally constipated, nearly-illiterate group of horndogs with smartphones. And since it’s 2014 and most people are paralyzed by the idea of speaking into a phone receiver, we must fumble our path to fornication via cryptic texts which barely constitute as flirting, let alone communication, most of the time.

But hey! I’m a dumb dude with thumbs and a libido! So let me pull back the Old Spice-scented curtain and let you peek inside the mind of the modern bro’s texting intentions:

hey = I am scared, unfathomably scared.

sup? = Please do not discover my insane insecurities, I do not feel cool. Ever.

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Josh Groban Beautifully Renders Kanye West's Tweets

Mmm, yes. Beautiful Starbucks-ready covers of, "Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I'm looking to have a conference…not until I get the table though," "Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on," "Classical music is tight yo," and many more. [Via]