This is Seth Rogen's birthday. He turns 32 today. Seth Rogen was born in Vancouver, laughs like a Muppet, and is your ideal body type. He similarly has no idea how to do his own taxes.
I Rock Sandals Is Ringworm Scary? Indiana's Rest Stops Other: __________
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These are all the sandwiches you ate this year. For every sandwich, you could get something back from the sandwich shop, but only if you wrote every single one down. How many sandwiches did [...]
WHITE CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA NUT First name John, last name Gacy, middle name Wayne.
PEANUT TOFFEE BUZZ My, you sure are grumpy today, aren'tcha? Didn't have time to get your iced Americano today, didya? Better take this fiber-enrobed shit nugget to the face.
OATMEAL RAISIN WALNUT Just eat a cookie chased by a hardboiled egg.
MAPLE NUT It's the dead of winter and you can hear the satisfying crunch of snow beneath your feet as you journey deeper into the woods, fiendishly in search of sustenance. A winter bunny bounds past, but you are too slow to catch it. A reindeer with a meaty looking flank makes direct eye contact, but [...]
1. Arrive at your parents' house in the Berkshires from Brooklyn. Your parents are not home. Your parents are at the ballet.
2. So, better make sure it’s nighttime.
3. And make sure it’s rainy.
4. Be alone (because you have no boyfriend, as you are “too picky, especially for someone your age.” –Mom)
5. Be a generally skittish person to begin with.
6. Enter the house.
7. Go back outside to get your stuff.
8. Notice that the garage door is open and you're pretty sure it wasn't before.
9. Stop and think about this for a second.
10. Go back inside.
11. Become convinced you are entering an [...]