Happy Lady Porn Day, again:
As to the objects used by women, both married and unmarried, for the purpose of masturbation … the commonest object is the woman’s most handy implement, the hairpin or hatpin. We have often had to remove hairpins and hatpins from the female bladder and vagina.
Corks, ointment jars, pocket knives, rubber balls, paraffin candles, pessaries, perfume bottles, spoons, billiard balls, apples, carrots, etc. etc. are a few of the things which the poor girls and women use to induce an orgasm…
Are you listening, people who have never orgasmed? Some really solid ideas here.
[Many thanks to Jennifer.]
BREAKING NEWS! According to People, "A lock of [Justin Bieber's] freshly-chopped tresses, which he’d gifted to Ellen DeGeneres in a signed box the day after his much-buzzed-about cut, was put to auction on eBay last week, and today, sold for a whopping $40,668."
It sucks that none of us won this auction. (Unless you did, in which case, MEGACONGRATS!) But lets look on the bright side, there are still plenty of opportunities to invest in Bieber hair-related items. For instance, how charming are these Justin Bieber Hairpins? At just $8, they're a terrific value, and if you're willing to put up the full $40,668 then you can own [...]