Posts Tagged: hair
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Hair Care Tips From a Woman Who Can Dangle Herself By Her Ponytail

Via the BBC, the story of a Guinness World Record-holding circus performer whose hair can lift 117 pounds:

Joanna Sawicka's occupation is one in which split ends or excessively dry hair could result in a ripped scalp. So how do you care for such locks?

"Two bottles of conditioner a day" is the answer, and she also "conditions her hair at least five times a day when on the road," and does her act with wet hair.

With each hair able to hold a weight of up to 3.5oz (100g), using each strand to maximum effect is the key factor in avoiding an intensely painful accident. [...]

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Three Full Bushes Is a Trend

…piece.

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"Halo," LP

Clear your calendar so you can begin emailing your friends LP's live cover of Beyonce's "Halo" immediately. You can toss in Shani O. Hilton's 28 Afro Problems while you're at it.

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The Siamese Hair-Twin Ghosts

Once upon a time there were two ghosts connected only by their hair. They got along well, and mostly didn't mind being bound together. But sometimes one wanted braids and the other wanted to wear her hair down, and they'd silently shriek and pull their hair until they were all tangled up in knots.  

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Going Blonde

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The Middle Part Is Having Its Moment, Again, Somehow

We (I)'ve been talking about the band Haim's perfect middle parts for a while now, in part because they are very talented and in part because what adult woman can pull off a middle part in 2013, actually? How does the universe even allow it? My middle part reverts me to age 13, all awkward limbs and braces and white eyeliner. Rachel Syme has scooped us on the more tactical how (no extensions!) in the New York Times today:

…[Stylist Candice] Birns said that a good deal of work is required to achieve this casual look, which Este said was partly inspired by Jane Birkin [...]

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Seven Days

Who can blame you for wanting freakishly long eyelashes? Surely clicking on this link means you are far more realistic than those who look at the pages displayed beside it: the ones about being a grandmother who looks 27 while working from home and clicker-training a rescue dog. You are at peace with yourself. You want to be you — you, but with freakish lashes.

The package arrives. You apply the solution. You sit quietly, close your eyes as instructed, and are delighted to hear the sound of your new lashes thrusting themselves into the light.

What will it mean, you think, to have these freakish lashes in your life? [...]

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How to Get That Surfbort Hair

1. Be drankin'

2. Sing on the mic 'til your voice gets hoarse

3. Then you fill the tub up halfway

4. Then you ride it with your surfbort,

5. Surfbort,

6. Surfbort

7. Then you grain on that wood, grain, grain on that wood

8. Then just swerve on that, swerve, swerve on that big body

9. Keep serving all this, swerve, surfing all in this good,

10. Good.

11. Wow, look at you. You have surfbort hair.

(Or, also, you could follow this actual tutorial with Kim Kimble, Beyoncé's hairstylist.)

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Bad Haircuts From a Friend's Good Hairdresser

What do you tell your friends when they recommend a restaurant/dentist/etc. and you have a bad experience?Case in point: two of my friends go to the same hairdresser. Their hair always looks great. I decided to also go to that hairdresser. But now I have a poorly done version of The Rachel. It's not just that the style the hairdresser gave me is bad, it's totally uneven and kind of awful. I actually phoned the salon owner to ask if someone else can fix it, which I have never done before.

Of course, I take this experience as no reflection on my friends. Maybe the hairdresser was having a bad [...]

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An Evening of Redhead Appreciation

The excellent Julie Klausner dropped by last month's hair-and-fashion event Rock It Like a Redhead, and brought along pals Ted Leo, Chris Spooner, and a penny whistle.