This "Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) Nail tutorial" will come in handy if you are a Law & Order: SVU makeup artist. "Luckily, she fought back. We found some DNA under her nails."
Unemployed? Sitting around doing nothing? Cornell may have a new degree that is right for you: a BS in Watching Stuff Get Moldy or Fungal, as Long as You Make Sort of Cruddy Time Lapse Video of It.
In case you've never heard of it, froyo is a food for sore throats that can't get their tonsils on some REAL ice cream. If that sounds like your problem and you live in the LA area, you can score a free supper tonight at Yogurtland and Pinkberry in celebration of the second annual National Frozen Yogurt Day. Is this madness happening anywhere else? The internet is not making it very easy to find out. If not, here are 61 recipes for the icy, bacterially fermented slop you crave.
Pros: no need to worry about attracting any critters.
Cons: it completely liquifies?
Full disclosure: it was Dulce de Leche flavor with the caramel topping. Sugar free caramel topping = imminent death, right?
When I was a freshman in college, my family decided to move. We all liked the old house, but my little brother’s neighborhood friends had all begun to behave badly — lying, stealing, and brandishing knives. These boys were eight years old. So my parents bought a house across town, where the lawns were bigger and the neighbor children had babysitters.
The actual move occurred over the summer, while I was at home, and because I was helping with the packing up and shuttling over of a few boxes at a time, I was given a set of keys to the empty new house. Sometimes I would sneak over [...]