It is a given that 40-year-old actress Gwyneth Paltrow—mother of Apple and Moses, wife of Chris Martin, son of Blythe and Bruce—is annoying. That said, reading “Gwyneth Paltrow’s Most Obnoxious Food Quotes” in The Savory this week, all I could think was how much she just sounded exactly like a lot of people I know.
I wondered: do we all hate Gwyneth because she’s really that horrible, or do we all hate Gwyneth because we are all really that horrible?
Let’s listen to Gwyneth for a few minutes, and, in doing so, listen to ourselves.
“We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, [...]
Journalism! ABC News actually tallied up some of the "advice" Gwyneth Paltrow and friends gave us in the latest issue of GOOP to see how much it would cost to balance work and life like these moneybagses: $3,606.50.
Did you used to like Gwyneth Paltrow, like back when she won an Oscar for Shakespeare In Love, and now, with the child named after the fruit and Chris Martin and GOOP and the CMAs and Glee, you hate her? Or perhaps you hated her post-Martin and GOOP but her CMA performance charmed you? And then her performance of Cee-Lo's "F*** You" on Glee uncharmed you? The latter is certainly stirring the most debate of all the things she's done lately because, besides the insane blinking at the CMAs, it's hard to find serious fault with her Country Strong line of work, barring the actual film, which [...]