Friday Bargain Bin: This Stuff Might Still Get to Your Mom in Time?

Keith Sweat and/or Tanya Tucker Concert Tickets, Prices Vary Moms love Keith Sweat or Tanya Tucker, and often BOTH. And you love her, right?

Keith Sweat and/or Tanya Tucker Concert Tickets, Prices Vary Moms love Keith Sweat or Tanya Tucker, and often BOTH. And you love her, right?

Geraniums in a Can, $2.99 (were $15) Open the can, add water, watch life happen. The basil and parsley versions of this are in full bloom on my kitchen windowsill and every watering feels like a real accomplishment. Do yourself the favor — it's SPRING!

Rachel Roy Frog and Kiss Threader Earrings, $26 Let these serve as a reminder to anyone who doesn't want to be alone next Valentine's Day: kiss a bunch of weirdos! You never know who their parents might be? (Totally 100% kidding. Do this instead!)

Thanksgiving Dinner, $239 How is this a thing? You'd spend that much, or, okay, at least half that much at the grocery store. Cheat! Cheat. Cheat. Cheat. Now that the cooking is done, let's move on to the most important part of Thanksgiving: what the hostess will be wearing.

ALL OF THE MASCARAS, $32 (were $45, $133 value) Now retire to your laBOR-a-tory and don't come out until you've figured out which one is The Best.
Sephora Metro Train Case, $59 (was $98) Grown up Caboodles! Wait! Where are you going? It also comes in black and silver. I got mine last week. I'm calling it my briefcase.

Chico's Flama Earrings, $13.99 (were $45) Oh, Chico's, you crazy old bat! Are these more "Mary Poppins' Umbrella" — in which case they better keep their mouths shut! — or "Adrienne Maloof on a Wednesday Morning?" Either way, they are perfect.

Hi-Lo Ruffled Flounce Dress, $34 (was $89) Are you headed to a Ren faire/bluegrass festival/bachelorette weekend in the woods anytime soon? This will be the foundation of your "dressy outfit." [UPDATE: OMG they raised the price suddenly to $49. I smell a mole!]

Hershesons Twisty, $38.30 (was $55.51) According to the photos, there are at least three ways to wear this… on your head. Just think of the ways you could wear it elsewhere!

Vintage Bookshelf Scrabble, $34.49 (was $69) A good place to start spending all that holiday loot someone gave you is on stuff that makes you look smarter. Or at least like you have smart people over for game night.