Because "when the stock market crashes, what do you have? Nothing." Whereas with Barbie investing, "at least you have your beautiful dolls." A lost gem from the archives, cobbled together by the devoted indoor people over at Everything Is Terrible.
If men are life's desserts, then women are its three white wine spritzers. A masterpiece from the VHS gold-panners Everything Is Terrible.
You get a little out of breath doing that, but that's what ballerinas do for these thin thighs.