According to this Dove commercial, soap is your skin's worst enemy. But that's just the beginning.
Soap is stripping your skin of its essential nutrients.
Soap is drying you out.
Soap is making you scaly.
Soap is rubbing off your outermost epidermis layer.
Soap is irritating your innermost epidermis layer.
Soap is eliminating all your dewy beauty.
Soap is bringing out your wrinkles.
Soap is giving you a rash.
Soap is scratching you like sandpaper.
Soap is scratching you like a cat.
Soap is scratching you like your younger sister.
Soap is turning you into a hag.
Soap isn’t returning your texts.
Soap is leaving the AC on [...]
Last week, at an annual issues conference in Virginia, House Republicans held a panel called “Successful Communication with Women and Minorities,” moderated by former 'Real World'-er Rachel Campos-Duffy. Here, a lady-script for both Democrats and Republicans.
Hey girl, what's up?
Did you see Downton Abbey last night?
Matthew looks so weird this season. I know — poor Edith.
Ugh, my legs are so sore from spinning.
It's, like, $35 a class. Super expensive. That's why [D: it's cool that taxes rates are staying low/R: it sucks that the government is taking all our money].
I like your bangs, but I think my face is too round. What do you [...]
For many years, I’d wanted to get a cat. And for just as many years, my boyfriend had resisted. He claimed that cats were creepy, would poop in our house, would never really love us, and would rip up our furniture. Cats are not creepy and they do love you, I tried to tell him (I didn’t have much ground on the pooping and furniture-ruining points), but he wouldn’t budge, so I spent many nights watching Real Housewives alone, wishing I had a cat to keep me company. Sad me! No, it wasn’t that dramatic, I just wanted a cute cat to pet.
So I pestered and pestered, and would [...]