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Emily Weiss never abbrevs anything.
After our last post about fictional foods and the lively discussion that followed in the comments (we MUST read these Redwall books), a very nice editor from Penguin emailed and told us about this very charming book they published in 2010 on the very subject of fanciful foods from literature.
Among the many adorable recipes and games the book provided, we found a recipe for Turkish Delight and another for Raspberry Cordial, and decided to set about making our youthful food-related dreams come true. Except that Turkish Delight is, as it turns out, a radioactive rose-flavored nightmare.
Katie: I generally don’t cook anything with more than three [...]
Ophelia Basically only prudent if you get to the point in the game where you are forced to forge high rivers with only one yoke of oxen, but “Ophelia has drowned” gives the English lit dork in all of us a reason to nod in self-satisfied agreement.
Your Mom’s Butt Works on many levels but is for sure funniest in the event of dysentery and to some degree, snakebite.
Somebody The ambiguity of the message “Somebody has cholera” allows you to feel that this is not actually an announcement of the probable loss of a member of your crew, but rather a mere warning that the disease is [...]
Today, the original founding members (none of this Abby bullshit) of The Baby-sitters Club would be 37.
Let's see what everyone's up to.
Kristy Thomas Well obviously Kristy is a lesbian. She and her partner, Tori, started up a gay softball league when they moved to Baltimore in 1999, which Kristy coaches. Reminds her of her old days with The Krushers! I guess now we know how she really felt about Bart.
Tori and Kristy met while doing Teach for America. Kristy is active in the Baltimore public school system where she works in administrative policy.
Kristy reconnected briefly with her estranged father, Michael, who owns [...]