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Shawn has superglued a miniature sequined fedora to the side of his head, and what was fashionable by night has become a living nightmare by day.

In related news, Dr. Harry Coover, the creator of Super Glue, has passed away at the age of 94.

Oh my goodness, Martha. Katie Baker alerted us to this brilliant 34-image narrated slideshow of Martha Stewart's recent visit to an ER for a split lip, published today on Martha's blog. It was best to rest quietly while waiting for Dr. Nolan to arrive from his home in nearby Pound Ridge. The time was 8:59PM.