Cheap blogging trick No. 43jF8p: When in doubt, look up ridiculous national holidays. For instance, today it's National Eggs Benedict Day ("a day to enjoy eggs with hollandaise sauce, canadian bacon and english muffins"), and it's National Stress Awareness Day, too (which falls on the "First Workday After Income Taxes Are Due"). There's probably a way to celebrate the two hand in hand, although "Stress Awareness Day" actually seems a little counter-productive. (Think of all that's going wrong day; list what you're messing up day.) But then it's also One Day Without Shoes day.
Anyway, here's what appears to be a nice Eggs Benedict recipe. Plus they're free [...]
"Think of it as an avocado-based Scotch egg." —Done. And if someone in Chicago orders this dish from Gosu in Logan Square tonight, can they please also beam it outward and rain it down over New York? I can wait on the roof until 9 a.m. tomorrow. Thank you!
1. Well, this one's pretty straightforward. (And if the Calendar Lords are reading, I promise to do better in the coming months; you can have my first-born, regardless.)
2. Cut the top off a hard-boiled egg, pop/crumble-pick the yolk out, and mash it with your mix-ins of choice (here it's mayo, mustard, and a Trader Joe's yogurt dip thing, which was gross, but not inedible [haven't yet found that], and it's just an egg and it's good to experiment? #Yolo –> #Yolk? You Once Live — Know?).
3. So yeah, this one's a little loosey goosey, but then put it in a candlestick that sort of looks [...]