Summer is a mere three weeks away. Don't get caught with your pants down.
These are the same as indoor movies but you have to spend no less than three hundred dollars at Trader Joe's first. On the group text your friends have inevitably jailed you in, tell them you're bringing a good blanket.
Susie: who's bringin cheese, i bought crackers
Laura: ill bring cheese, i have wine too
Ingrid: homemade quinoa salad and a fruit plate! xoxo
Tori: i picked up a growler of beer and some chips/salsa/guac. so ready for this, ladies!
[1 minute later]:
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Canto Tell Me Nothing and the Party of One: Why Dante Alighieri Is Still Alive and Living Inside the Body of Kanye West
Since the dawn of time, humans have sought to make lasting art for other humans to enjoy. Dante Alighieri once wrote, “In the middle of our life's journey, I found myself in a dark wood,” and that was how The Divine Comedy begins, Dante’s greatest contribution to society. Most recognize Dante Alighieri as the famous Italian poet responsible for The Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso, but what most people don’t know is that Dante, who [...]
MAKE A PIE
Go to the liquor store and get margarita mix and a handle of tequila. Set up a Facebook invite called "PIE PARTY," making sure to invite every woman you know, but especially the girl with the food blog.
Guests begin to arrive.
"Where's this pie?" Julia asks. She's wearing a tea-length cocktail dress and carrying a chartreuse felt clutch.
"Here's a margarita. Be right back."
Three hours later, the food blog girl will have made you and all your guests a pie. She had some spare vegetable shortening in her purse.
Tell your 10-year-old cousin that rhubarb is celery dipped in blood.
CROSS HATCH CHAIR