Posts Tagged: celebrity lookalikes
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"Do You Know Who You Look Like?"

It's a peculiar sociological fact: whenever two people walk around town together, one will inevitably say the name of some establishment they're passing, for absolutely no reason. This name won't be a New York Post-ian pun, and it won't inspire a cute story about the place's wares. Instead, someone will just sort of belch the name out ("Beacon's Closet!"), thereby acknowledging its fleeting purchase on his or her attention. ("This exists, I guess!") Such utterances are not without siblings; plenty of equally fruitless observations arrive with the flimsiest bit of prompting and even less regard for how they'll be received. Perhaps the least useful of such outbursts, however, is the celebrity [...]