If someone moves to make room for you, take up more room.
If someone is looking over there, there's something to see.
If somebody sneezes, run.
If someone brings a bag into your home, look inside it.
If you don't want someone to leave, sit on his suitcase .
Clean between your toes.
Flaunt your full figure.
Hide loose change.
Even though you can take care of yourself, it's okay to let someone be nice to you.
It is perfectly fine to take a nap on the laundry.
A completely serious list.
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How To Talk About The Death Drive At Cocktail Parties
Girl, Interrupted: In Gothic fiction, only heroines seem to faint
Two Is The Loneliest Number
Driving Out of Time
Pathos and Pathology
Creepily Benevolent Masculinites: Caspar Goodwood versus Casper the Friendly Ghost
"I'm Pregnant" and The Periperformative
Hangry and Other Food Feelings
A Will To Irrationality
Freud's Penis Envy in Beyond The Pleasure Principle
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