Posts Tagged: carl thomas

Carl Thomas' "Don't Kiss Me" Video

Lemme get this straight, Carl Thomas: you don't want me to kiss you unless I will say I love you for life and I can't touch you unless I "promise that those hands will never wave goodbye." First off, Slow. Your. Roll. Carl Thomas! We just met, in a club of all places. You don't even know if you like it enough to put a ring on it, I'm sure as hell not making a lifelong commitment to you on day one. That is a very weird thing to ask. Second, what about when I go to the store?! You want like a "peace out" sign from the driveway? [...]