*Looks up from book* Oh, hello! *Puts book down* *Rolls up sleeves on artfully slouchy cardigan* *Folds up tortoiseshell glasses that accentuate intellect while simultaneously enhancing natural beauty somehow* I didn’t see you come in! I was just sitting here, indulging in some highbrow literature, *Conspicuously pushes smuttier reading material out of frame with foot* I am here today to announce the launch of the Unofficial Official Hairpin 3.0 Book Club.
What was the book club? To fully understand, let’s break it down into its parts. “Book,” as we all know, refers to that thing we read when the Internet is down. And Webster’s Dictionary defines [...]