March 11, 2013
I am David Duchovny. You can call me Di-Di. Today I ate some Styrofoam peanuts and floated around in the heated pool of my luxury mansion. Then I watched Moesha on DVD. Later I plan on throwing a handful of special marbles into the ozone layer. Each marble has a tiny alien brain inside of it. They will know what to do.
April 26, 2013
I’m watching the X-Files. A dog is biting people in the face! You could not catch this dog with your bare hands.
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