Posts Tagged: bags
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Julie Delpy's Bag of Infinite Relatable Sorrow

Via Hairpin pal Lindsey Weber, Us Magazine did their standard "what's in your bag, celebrity X?" routine, this time with actress/director/screenwriter Julie Delpy, and it got wonderfully grim:

I've got Terminix cards because they just fumigated my house for termites. We're staying with my boyfriend, so I have no clothes. I've been wearing the same pants for five days.

My Terminix cards are poppin' too, Julie.

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Nicole Cliffe, What's in Your Bag?

Nicole "Reading" Cliffe, what are those crazy-looking horse books?

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Catpacks!

The blog Fucked in Park Slope has this photographic evidence that catpacks—backpacks for cats, but do I even need to tell you this, LOOK—are real, especially so in Park Slope. Oh my god. And yet, look at that burly, happy kitty. I'm all for catpacks, I believe. Let those kitties out into the world! In a way that doesn't allow them to run away and forget about you and freeze in the snow and never come home due to pride/certainty that the snow will melt soon and great adventures can then be had without you, stupid feeder person.

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What Your Bag Says About You

You carry your junk around in:

a. A tote. You probably got it for free or for donating to some charity. It holds everything, but not always because you can't close it, so some things end up on the floor of… wherever.

b. A fancy leather handbag you got as a gift. Actually holds everything and sometimes starts conversations with strangers.

c. A not-fancy leather bag, usually a hobo, that you got at the J. Crew outlet because it was nice and cost less than $200.

d. A really not-fancy but good looking and useful pleather bag from Urban Outfitters or Target.

e. A backpack? 

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The 10 Least Inspiring Sentences on This Lululemon Tote

1. Children are the orgasm of life.

2. Visualize your eventual demise.

3. Take various vitamins.

4. Live near the ocean and inhale the pure salt air.

5. Observe a plant before and after watering and relate these benefits to your body and brain.

6. LOVE.

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Ask a Clean Person: Dude, Where's My Coach?

I love Ask a Clean Person because I am so not a clean person. I'm also not an expensive bag person because of aforementioned inability to be clean, but for my birthday in November my boyfriend got me a what I would consider ridiculously expensive bag. Somehow I have managed to keep it relatively stain free, but on the bus tonight I read the newspaper and when I looked down at my purse I realized that some ink had smudged onto it!

I called the stupid expensive bag company [Coach] for cleaning instructions and I was told that didn't have any for this expensive bag (made of a [...]

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Edith, What's Actually in Your Handbag Right Now?

In the spirit of magazine articles that employ celebrity handbags and makeup bags to give readers a product-dump of shiny, enviable bottles, tubes, jars, and pots (see: Marie Claire's "In the Bag" feature, an interesting but frustratingly manicured celebrity "exposé" found on the last page of the print edition), we began by asking each other, and then, hopefully, other women with bags, What's actually in your bag right now? Edith, you first.