Being “The Straight One,” The Basics Of Butt Stuff, And Talking To Your Kids

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Retroactive Heartbreaks, Above-Board Romances, and Constant Ultraserious Shouting About Things

Precious Emotional Energy, Getting a Haircut, and The Gay Man’s Crush-o-Meter

Keeping it in Your Professional Pants, “The Window,” and Telepathic Hints

The “Queerosphere,” Letting Terrible Dog Owners Lie, And Smelly Business

“Rebounding,” Internet Dating, and Oppressive Monogamous Conditioning

How to Have a Boyfriend, “Advanced Dating,” and Girls With Short Hair

The Zombie Apocalypse, “Shark Week,” and My Great-Grandmother’s Vengeful Ghost Screams

“Too Many” Straight Friends, Hiding Your Sex Tools, and Life in the Queer Lane

Big Lesbian Feelings, Fearful Mothers, and Proper Pronouns