"Once she's convinced he's strong enough, she'll stop struggling." —How do crabs have sex? Just like us: They hug for days, he uses two penis-like antennae, her skin falls off, and they break up.
See also: Isabella Rossellini's delightful "Green Porno" series.
As part of our ongoing series of conversations with animals on policy and population control issues, we recently sat down with Warren, a bedbug about to step onto a bean-leaf in Murray Hill.
Us: Hi, Warren, why don't you come sit down over here?
Warren: Sure, just let me…hm…wait a second.
Us: Take your time!
Warren: Something about this doesn't feel right.
Us: No? It's just us. (shows hands)
Warren: (cautiously steps forward)
Us: GOTCHA, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Warren: (turns to run, gets hopelessly entangled in the hooks of the bean leaf)
Us: GROW OLD AND DIE THERE, I CARE NOTHING FOR YOUR PLEAS.
Warren: You'll [...]
As part of our ongoing series of conversations with animals on policy and population control issues, we recently sat down with Anne, a Gunnison sage grouse living in Utah.
Us: Hi, Anne.
Anne: O THE ROSY-FINGERED DAWN! O HERALD OF THE MORNING!
Us: Is this a bad time? Who's he?
Anne's Special Friend: MY DARLING! LET US GREET THIS NEW DAY TOGETHER!
Us: Oh. Ohhhh. Um, we can come back?
Anne: POP THOSE AIR SACS AT ME.
Anne's Special Friend: You want me to fan my tail, too?
Anne: You know it, baby.
Us: I mean, we only have an hour or so in Moab to get this interview [...]
South Africa study finds donkey meat sold as beef.
What will they find in meat tomorrow? Somewhere an olive oil wizard and his public relations team are sharing seven celebratory glasses of wine and a handful of nuts.