As a redhead, I'm biased, but these are some fabulous songs, ranked from top down.

1) "Jolene," Dolly Parton

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don't take him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of auburn hair With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

“Jolene” has spawned dozens of covers, was listed by Rolling Stone as one of the 500 greatest songs of all time, and was even made into a movie, but the best part (besides the auburn hair) is that it’s about two women fighting over a man who apparently has no agency whatsoever. Dolly's begging Jolene not to take [...]

Everyone's talking about content farms these days. But for those of you who aren't talking about them, content farms are websites that look at Google trends and then quickly tailor and create content for users searching these topics. For instance, “What Time Does the Superbowl Start?” (if it’s a news content farm) and “How to Edit a PDF Document” (if it’s looking to collect traffic on a commonly searched topic over a long period of time). Sometimes these stories are well researched and helpful, and sometimes they’re not. After many complaints from users who think these sites spam their search results, Google has implemented a [...]

CRIMINAL MINDS LOVES SERIAL KILLERS

In the entire history of the United States there have been 183 identified serial killers and 25 unidentified. Meanwhile, the Criminal Minds team has managed to identify and/or catch more than 150 of them in just seven years. This is terrifying; if this trend continues, there will be several thousand psychokillers qu'est-ce que c'est-ing around, hanging, stabbing, torturing, and enslaving us in the coming decades. On the plus side, TV serial killers tend to be a lot better looking than their real-life counterparts; I’d rather be abducted by James Van Der Beek or Eddie Cibrian than John Wayne Gacy, even if Eddie was cutting [...]

1. The person who photoshops nipples, candlesticks, and g-strings into and out of Erotic Photo Hunt.

2. The make-up artist who does the post-beating work for Lifetime movies.

3. The child-wrangler for movies in which babies are voiced by adults.

4. The director who makes the generic karaoke music videos usually featuring nature shots and bikini-clad ladies from the early '80s regardless of the lyrics or song tempo.

5. The guy or gal who chooses which stock photo subject (a.k.a. unsuspecting sad person) to use in drug/domestic violence/VD PSAs.

6. The costume designer who chose Blossom's hats.

7. The person who does the physics equations I assume are used in Angry Birds product development.

Alex [...]