I've seen other people get what they want because they go after it without regard for anyone else. While I know that won't make me feel any better, sometimes I want to do just that: I want what I want and I want it now, even if it will hurt somebody else. What do you do when you don't want to do the right thing?
Are you a monster? Monsters say: Grrrr. I do the monster stomp and chase the monsters away. But sometimes *I’m* a monster, and Mommy and Daddy and brother are monsters. We’re all monsters together! We all say: Grrrr! We [...]
I am heartbroken. I fell in love—wisely or unwisely, I have yet to determine—and it didn't work out. I know that life will go on, and it is going on, but how do I make this stop hurting?
Today Mommy said to take a long nap because I was reaaaallly tired. But I can also just go lie down if I want to, and close my eyes (like this). And I can snuggle with my animals: Girl Cat, Mommy Cat, Lambie, Lion, Squid, Gorilla. I might be lonely, but that’s okay, because then I just go to sleep! Maybe you can take a [...]
I had a huge falling out with my best friend. It’s a long story, and at the end of it, we hated one another. But, my question: I'm getting married next year and I don't have a 'maid of honor'. I have other friends, but not best friends. Should I try to repair my relationship with my former best friend? If not, how do I make a new best friend / potential maid of honor?
I have a best friend: her name is Mommy. Sometimes, when my Mommy is being a pugnacious Mommy, I’ll say, sorry Mommy, sorry you’re being a little bit [...]
I have had the misfortune of having to meet five of my boyfriend's exes. Some of these women are my peers whom I encounter frequently in social settings. Although I recognize everyone has a past, I experience various negative emotions when I am forced to encounter these women. How do I deal with this gracefully?
Do you have apricots in your shoes? Yes or no, Mommy? No apricots? No, you DO have apricots in your shoes! I put them in there yesterday! But don’t worry, it’s okay, Mommy. Take off your shoes, and then you shake-shake-shake. Like this: shake-shake-shake, shake-shake-shake, shake your bod-ette! [...]