Ask A Totally Normal Advice Columnist

“It is true, the bond between mother and child is an important one, just like the bond between a benevolent but vengeful leader and his humble followers (PRAISE FLORG).”

Ask Baba Yaga: How Do I Keep Politics From Destroying My Relationship With My Family?

“They are on one side of the river ; you are on the other.”

99 Problems, Romantic Fuck-Ups, And Comfortable Shoes

“A few romantic fuck-ups are a must for any well-rounded life.”

Ask Baba Yaga: How Can I Stop Eating Sweets?

Please help me and my decadent indulgence.

Ask Baba Yaga: Can People Tell That I Am Unlovable?

“My mother and I never bonded, as she was depressed at my birth and blamed me for her terrible life. Now, people seem to sense instantly that I am unlovable.”

Ask Baba Yaga: Has My Heart Grown Stone Cold?

“I’m worried, because when I look into her eyes as she breaks down in tears in front of me, I feel almost nothing.”

Dear Wendy: How Do I Separate The Fictional Me From The Real Me?

Ooh, burritos!

Ask A Dude: What’s Wrong With You?

What’s wrong with you? What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with everyone?

Ask Baba Yaga: How Can I Make The Most Of My Time?

There is no pleasure ; in the waiting ever, the waiting is a long thread the grand crone of time pulls through yr body, holding the needle on the other side of you, winking, thinking.

How To Kiss, How To Talk To Your Co-Workers, And How To Internet

A Lady explains it all.