According to this Dove commercial, soap is your skin's worst enemy. But that's just the beginning.
Soap is stripping your skin of its essential nutrients.
Soap is drying you out.
Soap is making you scaly.
Soap is rubbing off your outermost epidermis layer.
Soap is irritating your innermost epidermis layer.
Soap is eliminating all your dewy beauty.
Soap is bringing out your wrinkles.
Soap is giving you a rash.
Soap is scratching you like sandpaper.
Soap is scratching you like a cat.
Soap is scratching you like your younger sister.
Soap is turning you into a hag.
Soap isn’t returning your texts.
Soap is leaving the AC on [...]
Where slim women and professional men meet and exchange protein strands.
Artist Jonathan McIntosh made a more realistic OR totally silly — depending on your dream vision of the future — version of the Google glasses promo video that came out yesterday. What a living nightmare! Luckily, you could just take the glasses off… if they let you! [via]
…and it's great. Pete Townshend gives the best interviews ever.
Yesterday that awful Subaru ad that uses "If I Should Fall From Grace With God" by the Pogues was on, which, Jesus, Shane MacGowan does not drive a Subaru, guys. Shane MacGowan wakes up in a ditch, spits one of his last three teeth in Subaru's general direction, and then he spends the rest of the day rocking. He should probably seek treatment.
What does that have to do with Pete Townshend? Well, a few years back, Pete Townshend was getting whined at by people like me who hate hearing boss songs in lame car commercials, and he [...]