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BLAH: A Lifestyle Magazine for the Depressed Woman

Are You a BLAH Girl? Take Our Quiz and Find Out! Pick the phrase that best describes how you feel about yourself on a typical day:

a) My 12-year-old self would be disappointed b) Mayor of Crap Town c) Have lost all connection with self, am dry husk d) This isn’t a good time

Getting Out of Bed

What fresh hell is this? Oh, daytime. Is there a point? Well, can you still feel the crushing weight of existential dread pressing down, forcing the air from your lungs until each breath is more shallow and desperate? Yes?

Congratulations, there is no point. Hit the snooze button just right [...]