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The Brineologist

Simon Rich's wonderful story "Sell Out" is now complete: parts three and four. (And one and two.) His new book is The Last Girlfriend on Earth, and Other Love Stories. (Amazon |Indiebound)

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Circus Mustaches and Prostitute Clothes

Suddenly, I hear the sound of another woman shriek. I spin around and am surprised to see that it is Simon, standing there, with his hands over his eyes.

Simon Rich's hilarious and brilliant "Sell Out," parts one and two. (Parts three and four tomorrow and the next day.)

He also has a new book out, in case you feel like more. (Amazon | Indiebound)