The Week has collected some century-old wedding night tips, and some, as you might expect, are batshit ("Absence [of shame] is a proof of dullness and coarseness," "The young matron should shape her life to the probable and desired contingency of conception and maternity. Otherwise she has no right or title to wifehood").
Others actually hold up quite well: "Every intelligent physician knows that conjugal life is the salvation of many women."
Most notable, however, is the early signaling of the power of Dick Hole Mind Control:
In sexual intimacies, there is a discharge of this creative fluid from the body of the man, but [...]