Just as a reminder, today is the last day to register to vote! Vooote.
Ask, and ye shall go back in time to receive.
In appreciation, there will be no angry post about The Newsroom today. See, HBO, how we can help each other out? One shirtless pic of John Gallagher, Jr. with "Hey, Ladies of the Hairpin" in lipstick on his chest, and the posts could stop for good.
Instead, you may use this comment thread to discuss The Todd Akin Situation, which would be a great name for a queer punk band. See also: "That Whole Thing."
All the really important things you've always wanted to ask the one guy who knows things about what Joe Biden does:
“So, what does a vice-presidential scholar do all day?” I asked when I reached him at his office, no doubt cluttered with the letters of Garret Augustus Hobart. “Do you wait around in case something happens to a presidential scholar?
“Do you consider yourself a heartbeat away from presidential scholarship?
“Do presidential scholars send you to the funerals of foreign presidential scholars?”
You will not get answers to those questions, though, so don't get really excited.